Hawaiian Cowboys

Franchise History

Hawaiian Cowboys (2012 - Present)

Owner

Brian Hamm (2012 - Present)

Division

West (2012 - Present)

All Time Record (Through 2023)

65 - 107 - 0   (0.378)

Playoff Appearances: 4 (2014, 2019, 2020, 2022)

Division Titles: 1 (2019)

MWFFL Championships: 0

Logos

2012 - Present

All Time vs Opponent

Opponent W L T Pct.
Battle Hogs 3 9 0 0.250
Bullfrog Mafia/Sortable Survivors 3 9 0 0.250
Iron Armageddon 0 5 0 0.000
The Jakes 9 15 0 0.375
Mid-Atlantic Sharks 8 4 0 0.667
Muck Fichigan 4 4 0 0.500
Phalic Enforcers 10 14 0 0.417
Phantom Cobras 6 6 0 0.500
Planet Of The Rapes 3 4 0 0.429
Powerhouses 1 0 0 1.000
Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs 4 8 0 0.333
Referee Hunters 2 2 0 0.500
Rusty Spikes 3 10 0 0.231
Sunbury Shit-Kickers 9 16 0 0.360
Urban A's 0 1 0 0.000

All Time vs Division

Opponent W L T Pct.
East 13 37 0 0.260
North 24 25 0 0.490
West 28 45 0 0.384

Team Records

Most Points Scored, Season Least Points Scored, Season Most Points Allowed, Season Least Points Allowed, Season Highest Avg. Game Score, Season Lowest Avg. Game Score, Season Most Points Scored, Game Least Points Scored, Game Highest Winning Pct., Season Lowest Winning Pct., Season Most Wins, Season Least Wins, Season Best Margin of Victory, Game Worst Margin of Defeat, Game Longest Game Winning Streak Longest Game Losing Streak Best Power Ranking, Season Worst Power Ranking, Season Most High Week Scores, Season
2019 2021 2020 2023 2019 2021 2020 2021 2019 2016,2018 2019 2016,2018 2019 2021 2017 2017-18 2019 2018 2019
2169.6 1609.3 2006.5 1561.0 127.6 94.7 205.0 0.0 0.667 0.214 10 3 102.4 -183.5 5 12 33.5 3.5 4

Year by Year Summary

2024 (?-?)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 165.8 101.3
2 Phalic Enforcers Won 138.7 128.3
3 The Jakes Lost 69.0 71.8
4 Rusty Spikes Won 145.4 92.7
5 Mid-Atlantic Sharks
6 Battle Hogs
7 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs
8 Planet Of The Rapes
9 Muck Fichigan
10 Phantom Cobras
11 Bullfrog Mafia
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers
13 Phalic Enforcers
14 The Jakes
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16
17

2023 (5-9)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 60.7 85.8
2 Phalic Enforcers Lost 88.9 98.5
3 The Jakes Lost 97.1 136.9
4 Battle Hogs Won 110.8 102.6
5 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Won 185.2 112.0
6 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 123.5 78.9
7 Muck Fichigan Won 93.6 87.2
8 Planet Of The Rapes Lost 132.0 144.0
9 Rusty Spikes Lost 105.7 107.5
10 Phantom Cobras Lost 90.0 156.6
11 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 116.7 121.8
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 65.8 115.7
13 Phalic Enforcers Lost 119.7 132.3
14 The Jakes Won 117.5 81.2
15 No Game 104.8
16 No Game 124.0
17 No Game 86.5

2022 (6-9)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 The Jakes Won 123.6 101.3
2 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 104.3 73.8
3 Phalic Enforcers Lost 77.2 164.2
4 Rusty Spikes Lost 97.2 120.6
5 Phantom Cobras Won 120.3 94.9
6 Muck Fichigan Lost 102.2 119.6
7 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 87.2 98.9
8 Planet Of The Rapes Won 143.3 128.6
9 Bullfrog Mafia Won 108.9 87.0
10 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 123.6 111.4
11 Battle Hogs Lost 86.2 200.8
12 The Jakes Lost 82.7 102.3
13 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 62.8 157.8
14 Phalic Enforcers Lost 100.3 144.7
15 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 117.4 148.3
16 No Game 161.6
17 No Game 65.2

2021 (6-8)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Phalic Enforcers Won 108.1 100.0
2 The Jakes Won 131.1 110.1
3 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 124.0 159.3
4 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Lost 96.5 113.9
5 Phantom Cobras Lost 0.0 183.5
6 Battle Hogs Lost 76.9 141.5
7 Muck Fichigan Won 121.4 114.9
8 Rusty Spikes Won 107.4 91.0
9 Planet Of The Rapes Lost 95.0 98.3
10 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 94.8 111.5
11 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 115.7 152.1
12 Phalic Enforcers Won 91.0 70.4
13 The Jakes Won 123.1 108.0
14 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 94.7 149.7
15 No Game 41.7
16 No Game 79.2
17 No Game 108.7

2020 (6-9)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 153.7 135.9
2 Phalic Enforcers Won 180.1 123.6
3 The Jakes Won 205.0 145.8
4 Muck Fichigan Lost 103.5 144.0
5 Planet Of The Rapes Lost 114.9 173.2
6 Battle Hogs Lost 79.8 98.7
7 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 160.3 123.3
8 Rusty Spikes Lost 123.8 128.0
9 Phantom Cobras Won 97.2 90.5
10 Bullfrog Mafia Won 95.6 91.6
11 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 121.9 133.6
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 119.2 190.2
13 Phalic Enforcers Lost 91.9 111.9
14 The Jakes Lost 108.6 149.3
15 Muck Fichigan Lost 117.0 166.9
16 No Game 125.3
17 No Game 87.5

2019 (10-5)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 The Jakes Won 125.9 106.8
2 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 143.9 112.3
3 Phalic Enforcers Won 202.8 100.4
4 Planet Of The Rapes Won 119.6 100.5
5 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 131.5 203.1
6 Rusty Spikes Won 117.2 103.1
7 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 114.0 64.0
8 Muck Fichigan Won 157.1 119.4
9 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Won 190.4 137.6
10 Battle Hogs Lost 115.8 134.5
11 Phantom Cobras Won 138.6 96.5
12 The Jakes Lost 96.0 161.8
13 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 148.6 139.7
14 Phalic Enforcers Lost 96.6 132.4
15 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Lost 87.9 155.6
16 No Game 93.2
17 No Game 90.5

2018 (3-11)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 The Jakes Lost 122.7 136.9
2 Phalic Enforcers Lost 96.9 138.8
3 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 102.0 142.7
4 Rusty Spikes Lost 110.1 142.3
5 Planet Of The Rapes Lost 70.0 124.4
6 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Lost 110.7 113.6
7 Battle Hogs Lost 67.6 156.8
8 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 103.3 109.4
9 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Won 117.5 115.7
10 Muck Fichigan Won 126.3 94.3
11 Phantom Cobras Lost 88.6 111.4
12 The Jakes Lost 96.3 128.8
13 Phalic Enforcers Won 117.6 107.0
14 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 70.1 172.0
15 No Game 118.4
16 No Game 136.6
17 No Game 68.0

2017 (6-8)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Phalic Enforcers Lost 109.4 121.3
2 The Jakes Lost 111.7 119.7
3 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 166.8 133.8
4 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 80.7 117.1
5 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 70.1 128.5
6 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 119.6 101.2
7 Rusty Spikes Won 149.2 140.4
8 Phantom Cobras Won 120.1 99.5
9 Battle Hogs Won 123.2 96.0
10 Planet Of The Rapes Won 117.9 85.0
11 Muck Fichigan Lost 105.1 106.1
12 Phalic Enforcers Lost 111.8 124.8
13 The Jakes Lost 118.6 156.9
14 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 110.0 128.2
15 No Game 56.9
16 No Game 104.6
17 No Game 107.9

2016 (3-11)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Phalic Enforcers Lost 85.7 117.4
2 The Jakes Won 107.4 88.1
3 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 120.6 108.4
4 Battle Hogs Lost 108.1 110.1
5 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 133.9 80.6
6 Phantom Cobras Lost 96.3 152.1
7 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 98.4 102.6
8 Iron Armageddon Lost 94.3 143.1
9 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 98.5 147.9
10 Rusty Spikes Lost 115.0 124.0
11 Urban A's Lost 96.4 139.8
12 Phalic Enforcers Lost 115.0 144.7
13 The Jakes Lost 129.1 146.6
14 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 72.3 98.9
15 No Game 122.1
16 No Game 136.5
17 No Game 92.2

2015 (4-10)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 The Jakes Won 104.8 102.5
2 Phalic Enforcers Lost 97.8 101.2
3 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 83.3 123.1
4 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 78.0 84.8
5 Battle Hogs Lost 112.3 161.1
6 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 82.3 148.0
7 Phantom Cobras Lost 134.8 139.8
8 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 117.6 106.0
9 Iron Armageddon Lost 125.3 194.5
10 Referee Hunters Won 84.4 73.5
11 Rusty Spikes Lost 68.4 70.3
12 The Jakes Lost 89.3 123.8
13 Phalic Enforcers Lost 112.4 129.0
14 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 142.9 95.3
15 No Game 115.3
16 No Game 100.3
17 No Game 84.1

2014 (7-8)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 126.5 97.3
2 The Jakes Won 139.4 119.0
3 Phalic Enforcers Won 143.7 79.0
4 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 113.6 118.9
5 Battle Hogs Won 132.4 85.0
6 Referee Hunters Lost 76.1 138.4
7 Iron Armageddon Lost 114.6 127.7
8 Phantom Cobras Lost 106.9 119.2
9 Bullfrog Mafia Won 139.9 131.4
10 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Won 167.6 88.4
11 Rusty Spikes Lost 91.1 92.1
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 124.2 142.1
13 The Jakes Lost 139.4 143.2
14 Phalic Enforcers Won 120.2 81.5
15 Rusty Spikes Lost 137.4 146.6
16 No Game 95.3
17 No Game 94.5

2013 (4-10)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 93.0 173.9
2 Phalic Enforcers Won 156.6 135.9
3 The Jakes Lost 102.3 118.2
4 Rusty Spikes Lost 155.2 187.3
5 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Won 148.3 130.2
6 Iron Armageddon Lost 82.6 112.9
7 Phantom Cobras Won 156.0 79.1
8 Mid-Atlantic Sharks Lost 105.6 105.9
9 Battle Hogs Lost 66.2 134.8
10 Referee Hunters Won 119.2 98.6
11 Bullfrog Mafia Lost 85.2 130.5
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 88.0 114.1
13 Phalic Enforcers Lost 86.9 97.0
14 The Jakes Lost 97.8 162.9
15 No Game 125.4
16 No Game 95.8
17 No Game 105.5

2012 (5-9)
Week Opponent Result PF PA
1 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Won 123.0 122.0
2 The Jakes Lost 99.0 182.5
3 Phalic Enforcers Won 131.0 79.5
4 Phantom Cobras Won 124.5 80.5
5 Rusty Spikes Lost 108.5 129.0
6 Referee Hunters Lost 84.0 86.5
7 Battle Hogs Lost 65.5 99.0
8 Sortable Survivors Lost 83.5 90.0
9 Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs Lost 120.5 153.0
10 Iron Armageddon Lost 99.5 109.5
11 Powerhouses Won 104.0 98.0
12 Sunbury Shit-Kickers Lost 149.5 150.5
13 The Jakes Lost 116.5 133.0
14 Phalic Enforcers Won 111.0 78.5
15 No Game 77.5
16 No Game 119.0
17 No Game 80.0


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