The Jakes
Franchise History
The Jakes (2003 - 2011)
Owner
Adam Smith (2003 - 2011)
Division
Norris (2006 - 2011) 
Central (2003 - 2005)
All Time Record
69 - 69 - 0 (0.500)
Division Titles: 1 (2011)
MWFFC Championships: 0
Logos
2003 - 2011
All Time vs Opponent
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crooked Cocks/Referee Hunters | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0.300 |
| Hawaiian Cowboys | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.800 |
| Iron Armageddon | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.556 |
| Phalic Enforcers | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Phantom Cobras | 11 | 9 | 0 | 0.550 |
| Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs/Horny Housewives | 9 | 11 | 0 | 0.450 |
| Referee Hunters/Team Monkey Nuts/84 Cans of Whoop Ass | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 |
| Rugged Rednecks/Phillies_Fan | 7 | 12 | 0 | 0.368 |
| Rusty Spikes | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Sortable Survivors | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.889 |
| Sunbury Shit-Kickers/Devil's Brigade | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 |
All Time vs Division
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| East | 16 | 25 | 0 | 0.390 |
| Norris/Central | 27 | 32 | 0 | 0.458 |
| West | 26 | 12 | 0 | 0.684 |
Team Records
| Most Points Scored, Season | Least Points Scored, Season | Most Points Allowed, Season | Least Points Allowed, Season | Highest Avg. Game Score, Season | Lowest Avg. Game Score, Season | Most Points Scored, Game | Least Points Scored, Game | Highest Winning Pct., Season | Lowest Winning Pct., Season | Most Wins, Season | Least Wins, Season | Best Margin of Victory, Game | Worst Margin of Defeat, Game | Longest Game Winning Streak | Longest Game Losing Streak | Best Power Ranking, Season | Worst Power Ranking, Season | Most High Week Scores, Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | 2007 | 2011 | 2003 | 2011 | 2003 | 2005 | 2007 | 2006 | 2007,2009,2010 | 2004,2011 | 2007,2009,2010 | 2003,2007 | 2008 | 2006 | 2009-2010 | 2004 | 2009,2010 | 2003,2004,2005 |
| 2080.0 | 1360.0 | 1832.5 | 1276.0 | 122.4 | 93.6 | 166.0 | 23.0 | 0.667 | 0.286 | 11 | 4 | 94.0 | -90.5 | 6 | 9 | 33.5 | 5.5 | 3 |
Year by Year Summary
| 2011 (11-6) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 133.5 | 116.0 |
| 2 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 104.5 | 106.5 |
| 3 | Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs | Won | 98.5 | 88.5 |
| 4 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 125.0 | 110.0 |
| 5 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 103.0 | 75.0 |
| 6 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 97.0 | 117.5 |
| 7 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 79.0 | 132.5 |
| 8 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 128.5 | 92.0 |
| 9 | Crooked Cocks | Won | 126.5 | 126.0 |
| 10 | Referee Hunters | Won | 145.5 | 69.0 |
| 11 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 103.5 | 103.5 |
| 12 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 153.5 | 111.0 |
| 13 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 131.5 | 68.5 |
| 14 | Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs | Lost | 128.5 | 129.0 |
| 15 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 135.5 | 129.0 |
| 16 | Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs | Won | 145.5 | 95.5 |
| 17 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 141.0 | 163.0 |
| 2010 (4-10) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 71.5 | 134.5 |
| 2 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 76.5 | 146.0 |
| 3 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 81.0 | 162.0 |
| 4 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 106.0 | 112.5 |
| 5 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 110.5 | 170.0 |
| 6 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 71.0 | 79.5 |
| 7 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 102.0 | 128.5 |
| 8 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 94.5 | 89.0 |
| 9 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 121.5 | 102.5 |
| 10 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 95.5 | 154.5 |
| 11 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 165.0 | 109.0 |
| 12 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 132.0 | 114.5 |
| 13 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 93.0 | 133.5 |
| 14 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 83.0 | 102.5 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2009 (4-10) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 100.5 | 104.0 |
| 2 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 119.0 | 124.0 |
| 3 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 99.0 | 99.0 |
| 4 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 109.0 | 104.5 |
| 5 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Lost | 94.5 | 135.5 |
| 6 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 131.0 | 103.0 |
| 7 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 111.0 | 114.5 |
| 8 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 82.0 | 124.5 |
| 9 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 126.5 | 99.0 |
| 10 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 91.5 | 142.5 |
| 11 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 97.5 | 129.0 |
| 12 | Horny Housewives | Won | 144.5 | 122.5 |
| 13 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 77.5 | 122.0 |
| 14 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 96.5 | 98.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2008 (8-8) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 106.5 | 127.5 |
| 2 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 113.0 | 93.5 |
| 3 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 102.5 | 92.0 |
| 4 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 115.5 | 90.5 |
| 5 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 116.0 | 116.0 |
| 6 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Lost | 86.0 | 113.5 |
| 7 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 101.0 | 98.0 |
| 8 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 121.0 | 120.5 |
| 9 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 86.5 | 89.0 |
| 10 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 75.0 | 148.5 |
| 11 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 121.0 | 65.0 |
| 12 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 73.0 | 163.5 |
| 13 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 68.0 | 112.0 |
| 14 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 91.5 | 88.0 |
| 15 | Horny Housewives | Won | 147.5 | 114.5 |
| 16 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 112.5 | 137.0 |
| 17 | No Game |
| 2007 (4-10) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 88.0 | 121.0 |
| 2 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 114.0 | 143.0 |
| 3 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 69.0 | 93.0 |
| 4 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 69.0 | 138.0 |
| 5 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 84.0 | 121.0 |
| 6 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 104.0 | 104.0 |
| 7 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 90.0 | 118.0 |
| 8 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 112.0 | 69.0 |
| 9 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 137.0 | 90.0 |
| 10 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 76.0 | 82.0 |
| 11 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 126.0 | 102.0 |
| 12 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 123.0 | 130.0 |
| 13 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 23.0 | 67.0 |
| 14 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 145.0 | 51.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2006 (10-5) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 88.0 | 96.0 |
| 2 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 83.0 | 127.0 |
| 3 | Horny Housewives | Won | 101.0 | 85.0 |
| 4 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 105.0 | 103.0 |
| 5 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 104.0 | 87.0 |
| 6 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 137.0 | 200.0 |
| 7 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 138.0 | 106.0 |
| 8 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 142.0 | 86.0 |
| 9 | Rusty Spikes | Won | 138.0 | 130.0 |
| 10 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 149.0 | 105.0 |
| 11 | Referee Hunters | Won | 110.0 | 88.0 |
| 12 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 135.0 | 102.0 |
| 13 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 91.0 | 103.0 |
| 14 | Horny Housewives | Won | 145.0 | 109.0 |
| 15 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 75.0 | 101.0 |
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2005 (9-7) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 90.0 | 112.0 |
| 2 | Horny Housewives | Won | 166.0 | 120.0 |
| 3 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 141.0 | 119.0 |
| 4 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 113.0 | 88.0 |
| 5 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 67.0 | 122.0 |
| 6 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 107.0 | 58.0 |
| 7 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 84.0 | 80.0 |
| 8 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 84.0 | 79.0 |
| 9 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 104.0 | 130.0 |
| 10 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 136.0 | 119.0 |
| 11 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 98.0 | 113.0 |
| 12 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 132.0 | 138.0 |
| 13 | Horny Housewives | Won | 96.0 | 70.0 |
| 14 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 83.0 | 122.0 |
| 15 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 136.0 | 122.0 |
| 16 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 119.0 | 128.0 |
| 17 | No Game | 41.0 |
| 2004 (11-6) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 117.0 | 101.0 |
| 2 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 110.0 | 71.0 |
| 3 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 119.0 | 120.0 |
| 4 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 86.0 | 83.0 |
| 5 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 126.0 | 94.0 |
| 6 | Rusty Spikes | Won | 90.0 | 68.0 |
| 7 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 115.0 | 128.0 |
| 8 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 156.0 | 91.0 |
| 9 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 113.0 | 70.0 |
| 10 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 127.0 | 150.0 |
| 11 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Won | 124.0 | 78.0 |
| 12 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 85.0 | 133.0 |
| 13 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 132.0 | 65.0 |
| 14 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 101.0 | 145.0 |
| 15 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Lost | 75.0 | 115.0 |
| 16 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 115.0 | 105.0 |
| 17 | Rusty Spikes | Won | 91.0 | 58.0 |
| 2003 (8-7) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 76.0 | 123.0 |
| 2 | Horny Housewives | Won | 121.0 | 102.0 |
| 3 | Phillies_Fan | Won | 79.0 | 60.0 |
| 4 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 83.0 | 127.0 |
| 5 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 90.0 | 122.0 |
| 6 | Devil's Brigade | Lost | 62.0 | 69.0 |
| 7 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 95.0 | 56.0 |
| 8 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Won | 140.0 | 57.0 |
| 9 | Referee Hunters | Won | 101.0 | 89.0 |
| 10 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 66.0 | 106.0 |
| 11 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 101.0 | 76.0 |
| 12 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 104.0 | 52.0 |
| 13 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 92.0 | 111.0 |
| 14 | Phillies_Fan | Lost | 73.0 | 99.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | Hawaiian Cowboys | Won | 121.0 | 27.0 |