Hawaiian Cowboys
Franchise History
Hawaiian Cowboys (2003 - 2011)
Owner
Brian Hamm (2003 - 2011)
Division
West (2003 - 2011)
All Time Record
57 - 78 - 0 (0.422)
Division Titles: 1 (2004)
MWFFC Championships: 1 (2004)
Logos
2004 - 2011 
2003
All Time vs Opponent
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crooked Cocks/Referee Hunters | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.667 |
| Iron Armageddon | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.500 |
| The Jakes | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0.200 |
| Phalic Enforcers | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0.545 |
| Phantom Cobras | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 |
| Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs/Horny Housewives | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 |
| Referee Hunters/Team Monkey Nuts/84 Cans of Whoop Ass | 8 | 11 | 0 | 0.421 |
| Rugged Rednecks/Phillies_Fan | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Rusty Spikes | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0.182 |
| Sortable Survivors | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0.444 |
| Sunbury Shit-Kickers/Devil's Brigade | 6 | 14 | 0 | 0.300 |
All Time vs Division
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| East | 19 | 22 | 0 | 0.463 |
| Norris/Central | 16 | 21 | 0 | 0.432 |
| West | 22 | 35 | 0 | 0.386 |
Team Records
| Most Points Scored, Season | Least Points Scored, Season | Most Points Allowed, Season | Least Points Allowed, Season | Highest Avg. Game Score, Season | Lowest Avg. Game Score, Season | Most Points Scored, Game | Least Points Scored, Game | Highest Winning Pct., Season | Lowest Winning Pct., Season | Most Wins, Season | Least Wins, Season | Best Margin of Victory, Game | Worst Margin of Defeat, Game | Longest Game Winning Streak | Longest Game Losing Streak | Best Power Ranking, Season | Worst Power Ranking, Season | Most High Week Scores, Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2004 | 2003 | 2011 | 2003 | 2011 | 2003 | 2004 | 2003 | 2004 | 2006,2008 | 2004 | 2006,2008 | 2011 | 2003 | 2004-05 | 2006-07 | 2004 | 2007 | 2004 |
| 1829.0 | 961.0 | 1757.5 | 1324.0 | 112.8 | 64.1 | 171.0 | 27.0 | 0.765 | 0.214 | 13 | 3 | 74.5 | -94.0 | 7 | 12 | 32.5 | 5.0 | 3 |
Year by Year Summary
| 2011 (9-7) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 98.0 | 118.5 |
| 2 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 125.5 | 157.5 |
| 3 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 117.5 | 78.5 |
| 4 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 102.0 | 134.5 |
| 5 | The Jakes | Lost | 75.0 | 103.0 |
| 6 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 97.5 | 86.0 |
| 7 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 83.0 | 66.0 |
| 8 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 92.0 | 122.0 |
| 9 | Prince Henry Stout Bulldogs | Lost | 97.0 | 112.5 |
| 10 | Crooked Cocks | Won | 130.5 | 123.5 |
| 11 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 130.5 | 122.5 |
| 12 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 143.0 | 113.5 |
| 13 | Referee Hunters | Won | 86.5 | 73.0 |
| 14 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 144.5 | 70.0 |
| 15 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 162.5 | 140.5 |
| 16 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 120.5 | 136.0 |
| 17 | No Game |
| 2010 (6-9) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 121.5 | 75.5 |
| 2 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 103.5 | 174.0 |
| 3 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 124.5 | 105.0 |
| 4 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 138.0 | 114.5 |
| 5 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 71.0 | 141.5 |
| 6 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 108.5 | 116.0 |
| 7 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 138.5 | 75.5 |
| 8 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 82.5 | 100.5 |
| 9 | The Jakes | Lost | 102.5 | 121.5 |
| 10 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 131.0 | 112.0 |
| 11 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 98.0 | 147.5 |
| 12 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 78.0 | 121.0 |
| 13 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 103.0 | 117.5 |
| 14 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 84.0 | 71.0 |
| 15 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 77.5 | 135.5 |
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2009 (5-9) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 119.0 | 117.0 |
| 2 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 120.5 | 77.0 |
| 3 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 63.5 | 89.5 |
| 4 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 119.0 | 89.0 |
| 5 | The Jakes | Won | 135.5 | 94.5 |
| 6 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 101.0 | 129.5 |
| 7 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 83.0 | 102.0 |
| 8 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 99.0 | 83.5 |
| 9 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 104.5 | 149.5 |
| 10 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 51.5 | 141.0 |
| 11 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 110.0 | 125.5 |
| 12 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 99.0 | 127.0 |
| 13 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 116.5 | 142.0 |
| 14 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 67.5 | 152.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2008 (3-11) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 113.5 | 125.5 |
| 2 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 114.5 | 141.5 |
| 3 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 70.0 | 131.0 |
| 4 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 107.5 | 109.0 |
| 5 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 64.5 | 112.0 |
| 6 | The Jakes | Won | 113.5 | 86.0 |
| 7 | Referee Hunters | Lost | 48.0 | 121.0 |
| 8 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 99.0 | 99.0 |
| 9 | Rusty Spikes | Won | 109.5 | 78.0 |
| 10 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 121.0 | 132.5 |
| 11 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 94.0 | 116.5 |
| 12 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 96.0 | 185.0 |
| 13 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 130.0 | 133.0 |
| 14 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 78.0 | 128.5 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2007 (5-9) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 78.0 | 111.0 |
| 2 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 100.0 | 126.0 |
| 3 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 95.0 | 168.0 |
| 4 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 59.0 | 87.0 |
| 5 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 63.0 | 35.0 |
| 6 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 99.0 | 97.0 |
| 7 | Horny Housewives | Lost | 56.0 | 124.0 |
| 8 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 76.0 | 104.0 |
| 9 | The Jakes | Lost | 90.0 | 137.0 |
| 10 | Referee Hunters | Won | 109.0 | 99.0 |
| 11 | Rugged Rednecks | Won | 94.0 | 59.0 |
| 12 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 66.0 | 110.0 |
| 13 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 65.0 | 60.0 |
| 14 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 64.0 | 103.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2006 (3-11) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 100.0 | 55.0 |
| 2 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 98.0 | 101.0 |
| 3 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 103.0 | 147.0 |
| 4 | Phantom Cobras | Lost | 95.0 | 119.0 |
| 5 | Referee Hunters | Won | 91.0 | 62.0 |
| 6 | Horny Housewives | Won | 125.0 | 62.0 |
| 7 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 111.0 | 113.0 |
| 8 | The Jakes | Lost | 86.0 | 142.0 |
| 9 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 115.0 | 149.0 |
| 10 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 70.0 | 138.0 |
| 11 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 33.0 | 90.0 |
| 12 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 74.0 | 80.0 |
| 13 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 100.0 | 115.0 |
| 14 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 86.0 | 95.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | No Game |
| 2005 (9-7) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 91.0 | 67.0 |
| 2 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 100.0 | 64.0 |
| 3 | Team Monkey Nuts | Lost | 92.0 | 109.0 |
| 4 | Horny Housewives | Won | 153.0 | 135.0 |
| 5 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 70.0 | 97.0 |
| 6 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 89.0 | 101.0 |
| 7 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 74.0 | 148.0 |
| 8 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 139.0 | 93.0 |
| 9 | Referee Hunters | Won | 114.0 | 97.0 |
| 10 | The Jakes | Lost | 119.0 | 136.0 |
| 11 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 77.0 | 72.0 |
| 12 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 117.0 | 79.0 |
| 13 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 79.0 | 122.0 |
| 14 | Team Monkey Nuts | Won | 94.0 | 58.0 |
| 15 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 127.0 | 63.0 |
| 16 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 84.0 | 123.0 |
| 17 | No Game | 112.0 |
| 2004 (13-4) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Won | 115.0 | 98.0 |
| 2 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Lost | 84.0 | 121.0 |
| 3 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 104.0 | 65.0 |
| 4 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 121.0 | 116.0 |
| 5 | Iron Armageddon | Won | 117.0 | 84.0 |
| 6 | Horny Housewives | Won | 95.0 | 66.0 |
| 7 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 111.0 | 99.0 |
| 8 | Rusty Spikes | Won | 95.0 | 87.0 |
| 9 | The Jakes | Lost | 70.0 | 113.0 |
| 10 | Referee Hunters | Won | 121.0 | 94.0 |
| 11 | Rugged Rednecks | Lost | 102.0 | 106.0 |
| 12 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Lost | 90.0 | 120.0 |
| 13 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 171.0 | 143.0 |
| 14 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 82.0 | 44.0 |
| 15 | Sunbury Shit-Kickers | Won | 110.0 | 63.0 |
| 16 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Won | 112.0 | 105.0 |
| 17 | Phalic Enforcers | Won | 129.0 | 89.0 |
| 2003 (4-11) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week | Opponent | Result | PF | PA |
| 1 | Sortable Survivors | Lost | 60.0 | 76.0 |
| 2 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Lost | 46.0 | 94.0 |
| 3 | Devil's Brigade | Lost | 76.0 | 93.0 |
| 4 | Rusty Spikes | Lost | 67.0 | 89.0 |
| 5 | Iron Armageddon | Lost | 57.0 | 129.0 |
| 6 | Phalic Enforcers | Lost | 65.0 | 91.0 |
| 7 | The Jakes | Lost | 56.0 | 95.0 |
| 8 | Horny Housewives | Won | 105.0 | 74.0 |
| 9 | Phantom Cobras | Won | 108.0 | 89.0 |
| 10 | Phillies_Fan | Lost | 27.0 | 97.0 |
| 11 | Referee Hunters | Won | 85.0 | 58.0 |
| 12 | Sortable Survivors | Won | 101.0 | 72.0 |
| 13 | 84 Cans of Whoop Ass | Lost | 54.0 | 83.0 |
| 14 | Devil's Brigade | Lost | 27.0 | 63.0 |
| 15 | No Game | |||
| 16 | No Game | |||
| 17 | The Jakes | Lost | 27.0 | 121.0 |